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Vote:   | A scream queen is an actress who eeks out a living. |
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Vote: | Any sufficiently badly-written science is indistinguishable from magic. |
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Vote: | Definition of 'Free': You pay for it whether or not you elect to receive it. |
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Vote: | Ennui and lethargy are waging a war inside me. |
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Vote: | Feminism is sort of like God. Many people profess to believe in it, but no one seems to be able to define it to everyone's satisfaction. |
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Vote: | I really can't complain about actresses who get paid to be dumb. Most of us can't get paid to be smart. |
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Vote: | I'm content to stand on tradition. I'm even more content to wipe my feet on it. |
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Vote: | If you hack the Vatican server, have you tampered in God's domain? |
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Vote: | Lawyers are the first refuge of the incompetent. |
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Vote: | Life is like an analogy. |
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Vote: | Luck consists largely of hanging on by your fingernails until things start to go your way. |
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Vote: | No one pays me to be nice. |
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Vote: | The analysis of the thing is not the thing itself. |
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Vote: | The chief difference between horror fans and science fiction fans lies in why they won't walk backwards. A horror fan won't walk backwards because he knows he'll be knifed by a madman. A science fiction fan won't walk backwards because he knows he'll step on the cat. |
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Vote: | The difference between tragedy and comedy: Tragedy is something awful happening to somebody else, while comedy is something awful happening to somebody else. |
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Vote: | The good thing about being Dr. Frankenstein is that you can always make new friends. |
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Vote: | The principle of Sturgeon's Razor states that the simplest answer to any problem is 90% crap. |
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Vote: | The way to a man's heart is through his chest. |
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Vote: | There are two types of people in the world, and I'm one of them. |
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Vote: | This would not be a problem if I were driving a snowplow. |
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Vote: | Violence is the first refuge of the violent. |
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Vote: | When all else fails, complicate matters. |
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Vote: | Where can I get some tat? I'd like to trade it in. |