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Vote:   | A good neighbor is a fellow who smiles at you over the back fence, but doesn't climb over it. |
Popularity: 11
Vote: | A newspaper is a circulating library with high blood pressure. |
Popularity: 8
Vote: | A plumber is an adventurer who traces leaky pipes to their source. |
Popularity: 7
Vote: | Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse. |
Popularity: 7
Vote: | An empty cab drove up and Sarah Bernhardt got out. |
Popularity: 7
Vote: | His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. |
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Vote: | If you do big things they print your face, and if you do little things they print only your thumbs. |
Popularity: 10
Vote: | It was as helpful as throwing a drowning man both ends of the rope. |
Popularity: 8
Vote: | Lefty Grove could throw a lamb chop past a wolf. |
Popularity: 7
Vote: | She used to diet on any kind of food she could lay her hands on. |