Popularity: 5
Vote:   | A friend who is near and dear may in time become as useless as a relative. |
Popularity: 4
Vote: | A good folly is worth what you pay for it. |
Popularity: 1
Vote: | A man never feels more important than when he receives a telegram containing more than ten words. |
Popularity: 4
Vote: | After being Turned Down by numerous Publishers, he had decided to write for Posterity. |
Popularity: 4
Vote: | Anybody can win - unless there happens to be a second entry. |
Popularity: -4
Vote: | Do unto yourself as your neighbors do unto themselves and look pleasant. |
Popularity: 0
Vote: | For parlor use, the vague generality is a life saver. |
Popularity: -3
Vote: | If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable. |
Popularity: -1
Vote: | In the city a funeral is just an interruption of traffic; in the country it is a form of popular entertainment. |
Popularity: 4
Vote: | It is not time for mirth and laughter, the cold, gray dawn of the morning after. |
Popularity: 2
Vote: | Nothing is improbable until it moves into past tense. |
Popularity: 3
Vote: | She was short on intellect, but long on shape. |
Popularity: 0
Vote: | The time to enjoy a European tour is about three weeks after you unpack. |