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Vote:   | A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to. |
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Vote: | A censor is an expert in cutting remarks. A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to. |
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Vote: | A man convinced against his will is not convinced. |
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Vote: | A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know. |
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Vote: | A pessimist is a man who looks both ways when he crosses the street. |
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Vote: | Against logic there is no armor like ignorance. |
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Vote: | America is a country that doesn't know where it is going but is determined to set a speed record getting there. |
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Vote: | America is a land of taxation that was founded to avoid taxation. |
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Vote: | An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today. |
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Vote: | An intelligence test sometimes shows a man how smart he would have been not to have taken it. |
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Vote: | As a matter of fact is an expression that precedes many an expression that isn't. |
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Vote: | Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status. |
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Vote: | Committees have become so important nowadays that subcommittees have to be appointed to do the work. |
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Vote: | Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. |
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Vote: | Democracy is a process by which people are free to choose the man who will get the blame. |
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Vote: | Don't believe in miracles - depend on them. |
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Vote: | Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell, and advertise. |
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Vote: | Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices. |
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Vote: | Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent. |
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Vote: | Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away. |
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Vote: | Everyone is in awe of the lion tamer in a cage with half a dozen lions-everyone but a school bus driver. |
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Vote: | Everyone rises to their level of incompetence. |
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Vote: | Expert: a man who makes three correct guesses consecutively. |
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Vote: | Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience. |
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Vote: | Going to church doesn't make you any more a Christian than going to the garage makes you a car. |
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Vote: | Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other. |
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Vote: | If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? |
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Vote: | If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. |
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Vote: | If you don't know where you're going, you will probably end up somewhere else. |
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Vote: | In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. |
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Vote: | It's better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week. |
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Vote: | Lead, follow, or get out of the way. |
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Vote: | Make three correct guesses consecutively and you will establish a reputation as an expert. |
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Vote: | Men now monopolize the upper levels... depriving women of their rightful share of opportunities for incompetence. |
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Vote: | Nobody can be perfect unless he admits his faults, but if he has faults how can he be perfect? |
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Vote: | Oh, what tangled webs we weave when first we practice to believe! |
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Vote: | Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it. |
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Vote: | Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents' shortcomings. |
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Vote: | Slump, and the world slumps with you. Push, and you push alone. |
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Vote: | Some problems are so complex that you have to be highly intelligent and well informed just to be undecided about them. |
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Vote: | Speak when you are angry - and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret. |
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Vote: | Speak when you're angry, and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret. |
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Vote: | Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object. |
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Vote: | Television has changed the American child from an irresistible force to an immovable object. |
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Vote: | The best intelligence test is what we do with our leisure. |
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Vote: | The great question is not whether you have failed, but whether you are content with failure. |
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Vote: | The man who says he is willing to meet you halfway is usually a poor judge of distance. |
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Vote: | The seaman tells stories of winds, the ploughman of bulls; the soldier details his wounds, the shepherd his sheep. |
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Vote: | There are two kinds of egotists: Those who admit it, and the rest of us. |
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Vote: | There are two kinds of failures: those who thought and never did, andthose who did and never thought. |
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Vote: | When in doubt or danger, run in circles, scream and shout. |
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Vote: | Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. |
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Vote: | You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. |
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Vote: | You can't cross the sea merely by standing and staring at the water. Don't let yourself indulge in vain wishes. |