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Vote:   | Allowing yourself to smile takes 99% of the effort. |
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Vote: | Anti-glare screens to prevent eyestrain??? In my day, you didn't need an anti-glare screen. With the power they consumed, when you turned your computer on, the whole building darkened! |
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Vote: | Being able to write an idea down succinctly doesn't make that idea any better than one which rambles on a bit. It just comes to the point sooner. |
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Vote: | Death is inevitable, but Life - that's the tricky bit where things happen. |
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Vote: | Don't borrow someone else's spectacles to view yourself with. |
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Vote: | Excellent, there's nothing quite like a blunt object to reinforce proper administration ethics. |
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Vote: | It ain't the picture and it ain't the camera - it's the operator. |
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Vote: | It would absolutely suck if you paid a few bucks for a book only to find that on the first page it said, 'Once upon a time they all lived happily ever after' and the rest of the book was blank. |
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Vote: | It's good to follow the path of personal happiness to some extent. People tend to get upset however when you drive a steamroller down it. |
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Vote: | Knowing the rules and remembering the rules are two completely different things. |
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Vote: | Life isn't a video machine. It doesn't have a rewind, stop, pause, or an edit/re-record button. |
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Vote: | Names are what people sometimes use to excuse their thoughts and actions towards you. |
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Vote: | Now sometimes I think that booze is like a mental microfiche reader and as you add alcohol the magnification just increases. |
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Vote: | Of all the things I could know, my own faults and weaknesses are pretty much the most important. |
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Vote: | On the bus of MY life, sometimes I drive, sometimes I'm just a passenger and other times (like now) I'm a tour guide. |
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Vote: | Retrospect is the rear-view mirror of life. Don't spend too much time looking in it or you'll miss out on the IMPORTANT STUFF that's coming up. |
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Vote: | Some days I just look at my Inbox and feel uninspired. Stacked ahead of me are the dull and mundane tasks that'd bore anyone with an IQ higher than their pants size. |
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Vote: | The greatest barrier to someone achieving their potential is their denial of it. |
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Vote: | The problem I have with making an intelligent statement is that some people then think it's not an isolated occurrence. |
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Vote: | There's no such thing as 'facts of life'. Only standing theories that haven't been disproved as of yet. |
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Vote: | What I think we fear is rapid, pronounced, and uncontrollable changes to ourselves, and because of this we have a form of personality inertia - something that resists rapid change. |