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Vote:   | Ever occur to you why some of us can be this much concerned with animals suffering? Because government is not. Why not? Animals don't vote. |
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Vote: | Every pessimist who ever lived has been buried in an unmarked grave. Tomorrow has always been better than today, and it always will be. |
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Vote: | Golf is a game in which you yell "Fore!", shoot six, and write down five. |
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Vote: | I've never seen a monument erected to a pessimist. |
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Vote: | If 'pro' is the opposite of 'con' what is the opposite of 'progress'? |
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Vote: | If there is a 50-50 chance that something can go wrong, then 9 times out of ten it will. |
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Vote: | In times like these, it is helpful to remember that there have always been times like these. |
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Vote: | Like what you do, if you don't like it, do something else. |
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Vote: | Retiring is just practicing up to be dead. That doesn't take any practice. |
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Vote: | What is research but a blind date with knowledge? |