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| | Dave Barry |  | Admit it, sport-utility-vehicle owners! It's shaped a little differently, but it's a station wagon! And you do not drive it across rivers! You drive it across the Wal-Mart parking lot! |
| | Dirk Benedict | | I went from being a big TV star on the lot, with my own parking space, my own table in the commissary, to a complete nobody! When I went to get my stuff, they wouldn't let me on the lot. |
| | Rex Julian Beaber | | A reservoir of rage exists in each person, waiting to burst out. We fantasize about killing or humiliating our boss or the guy who took our parking space. It is only by growing up in a civilized society of law that we learn the idea of proportionate response. |
| | Alistair Cooke | | Between a quarter and a third of Los Angeles's land area is now monopolized by the automobile and its needs-by freeways, highways, garages, gas stations, car lots, parking lots. And all of it is blanketed with anonymity and foul air. |
| | Princess Diana | | I don't even know how to use a parking meter, let alone a phone box. |
| | Newt Gingrich | | What is the primary purpose of a political leader? To build a majority. If voters care about parking lots, then talk about parking lots. |
| | Robert M. Hutchins | | The three major administrative problems on a campus are sex for the students, athletics for the alumni, and parking for the faculty. |
| | Clark Kerr | | I find that the three major administrative problems on a campus are sex for the students, athletics for the alumni and parking for the faculty. |
| | Debra Messing | | I pay parking tickets. You know, you can try to give 50%, but then they charge you all those penalties! Seriously, I have gotten many, many, many tickets in my life. |
| | Lewis Mumford | | Restore human legs as a means of travel. Pedestrians rely on food for fuel and need no special parking facilities. |
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