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| | Josh Billings |  | It is not all bad, this getting old, ripening. After the fruit has got its growth it should juice up and mellow. God forbid I should live long enough to ferment and rot and fall to the ground in a squash. |
| | Lewis Black | | There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice. |
| | Emily Carr | | I was not ready for abstraction. I clung to earth and her dear shapes, her density, her herbage, her juice. I wanted her volume, and I wanted to hear her throb. |
| | Thomas H. Church | | I would say 95% of the time, because you just can't remember your lines if you're drinking alcohol. I would say about 95% of the time it was grape juice or this fake wine, which was horrible. |
| | Rodney Dangerfield | | I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going. |
| | Wayne Dyer | | When you squeeze an orange, orange juice comes out - because that's what's inside. When you are squeezed, what comes out is what is inside. |
| | Anna Faris | | I'm not easily grossed out, but you can't help being turned off a little at the thought of being plastered to the ceiling by your boyfriend's man-juice. |
| | Buddy Guy | | But I was denied a record contract for 15 years, so I'm not going to be too picky about what I do. I don't have the juice to say no too many times. |
| | Conan O'Brien | | If life gives you lemons, make some kind of fruity juice. |
| | Conan O'Brien | | Martha Stewart showed up at Manhattan FBI Headquarters to have her finger prints taken and pose for a mug shot. Then Martha explained how to get ink off your fingers using seltzer water and lemon juice. |
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