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| | Norman R. Augustine |  | Software is like entropy. It is difficult to grasp, weighs nothing, and obeys the second law of thermodynamics; i.e. it always increases. |
| | Mitchell Baker | | The Mozilla project has always been a project trying to bring together open source developers with commercial software developers and distributors. |
| | John Baldacci | | There is a lot of interest in the arts, music, theatre, filmmaking, engineering, architecture and software design. I think we have now transitioned the modern-day version of the entrepreneur into the creative economy. |
| | Dave Barry | | I regularly read Internet user groups filled with messages from people trying to solve software incompatibility problems that, in terms of complexity, make the U.S. Tax Code look like Dr. Seuss. |
| | Dave Barry | | Software: These programs give instruction to the CPU, which processes billions of tiny facts called bytes, and within a fraction of a second it sends you an error message that requires you to call the customer-support hot line and be placed on hold for approximately the life-span of a caribou. |
| | Dave Barry | | The Internet "browser"... is the piece of software that puts a message on your computer screen informing you that the Internet is currently busy and you should try again later. |
| | Craig Bruce | | It's hardware that makes a machine fast. It's software that makes a fast machine slow. |
| | Joe Clark | | 'Authoring tools' are terrible; there is almost no software that can create closed captions for media players. And of course there is no training. TV captioning is bad enough, and this stuff is generally worse. |
| | Arthur C. Clarke | | Reading computer manuals without the hardware is as frustrating as reading manuals without the software. |
| | Rich Cook | | Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning. |
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