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| | George Burns |  | First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down. |
| | Emo Philips | | I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper. |
| | Naveen Patnaik | | The sari's radiance, vigor and variety, produced by a single straight length of cloth, should give us in the West pause and make us think twice about the zipper, the dart and the shoulder pad. |
| | Leah Remini | | But inside, I'm going, 'Oh my God, is my zipper up? Do I have a booger in my nose?' That's my inner monologue. |
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